My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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