she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
