I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
