Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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