i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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