Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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