i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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