The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i barfeds in our rink
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
whose parrot is this?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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