you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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