So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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