please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I love you.
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