even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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