stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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