In the future we'll all be gay
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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