I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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