fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
