Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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