i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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