I got chris browned last night
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
