marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
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