i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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