I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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