Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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