you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
porn star boner night. come get it.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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