I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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