see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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