i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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