i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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