Its about making memories worth repressing
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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