You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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