YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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