this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's always time for handjobs
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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