On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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