New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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