i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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