If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize