It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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