Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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