I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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