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(540): View more from Virginia

Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

suggestion: become a stripper.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis

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(438): View more from Quebec

gladiator or hannah montana?

(514): View more from Quebec

This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me

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(541): View more from Oregon

eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!

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