You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
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