drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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