i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I need moral support for this bender
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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