11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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