I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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