I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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