people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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