I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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