After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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