you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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