Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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