do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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