Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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