I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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