He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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